My names Destiny, sup homie
nohighs:


YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

agirlneedsgoals:


tastefullyoffensive:

[nnewel]

THAT IS AWESOME YOU CAN BE YOUR PIECE.

agirlneedsgoals:

tastefullyoffensive:

[nnewel]

THAT IS AWESOME YOU CAN BE YOUR PIECE.

WHAT DO YOU BUY FOR YOUR BOYFRIENDS BIRTHDAY IM DESPRATE

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

whyamigawking:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

that camel has a mullet lol what?

whyamigawking:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

that camel has a mullet lol what?

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me