affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
I want to talk to you but my face
adults with shitty opinions that refuse to listen to anyone younger than them need to fuck off
when ur mom comes home with the groceries
- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)
- skyrim necromancer: burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- skyrim necromancer: *shoots ice*